Plus Size Black Sequin Jacket Costume 2X

We've been hearing a lot about all of these fancy suit made of tons of different fabrics that probably cost more money than iron man's own superhero suit. They've got stuff like moleskin (who decided that animal was the best?), silk, maybe even some with a ridiculous number of micro fabric thread counts (apparently the more threads the better). We've never worn them, but if we're going to pay an arm and a leg (to cut down on fabric costs), those things better be hand sewn by angels, and give us massages the entire time we wear them. They're not even all that flashy! Whenever we want to make a statement at a party or gathering, we throw on our best dress clothes, and drape ourselves in shiny, black sequins. That's right, it's got the black tie down but leaves us looking bright and smooth as deep obsidian. Do you know how obsidian is made? In freaking volcanoes, so you know all this jacket will symbolize is how smoking hot you are. Now that's what we mean when we say "Let's blow 'em away!"