Adult Minion Gloves

If you're going to be a minion, you're going to get your hands dirty. There is no way around it, it's just inevitable. You'll be making explosives, new gadgets, and fart guns for your boss Gru! Along with all that candy and ice cream, you'll be devouring beside your fellow minions, there's just no possible way your hands won't be getting dirty. Take our expert advice and wear these Minion Gloves. You'll keep your own hands much cleaner. Not to mention, you will fit in much better with the rest of those little yellow menaces by having three stubby fingers rather than five slender digits extending from your palms. You'll also see that three fingers are always better than five, that is when you plan on helping out the evilest force on the planet. Those extra two just get in the way. So grab you minion disguise, complete it with these Minion Gloves, and try to get a hang of Minionese, which will be the primary language of the rest of your employees. You never want to be left out of the jokes that these little dudes tell, they're hysterical!