Caveman Inflatable Club Weapon

So, you want to be a caveman, eh? You want to be all forehead brow, and stringy hair. You want to be amazed by that bright flickering thing over there. What could it be? Fire perhaps? You'll have to go find out. Or maybe you just want to be able to have your very own cave. Get out of your folks place, maybe have a couple friends over to your cave. (Heck, we're down with that!)That's all good, and well. But what about when you need to defend your cave from wild beasts, or some other caveman who thinks you have a pretty rockin' pad? Well, you'll need this Toy Inflatable Caveman Club. With this you'll be like, "Hey bro, you ain't takin' my cave from me," or "Hey wild animal. You look like you'd taste good with BBQ sauce." Then you can invite your friends, and folks over for a big celebration feast, show them all how well you can do on your own!