Egg Cap

For the longest while, elementary and middle school bullies would throw out the insult “egghead” in the odd effort to degrade someone. Of all taunts, “Hey, you’ve got a big brain” never seemed to land as the most crippling of words, so it was always a huge mystery why that specific tag was so frequently used or why it continued throughout the decades. Of course, eventually, it became clear that they just didn’t understand what it was like to be a child born on Remulak---we mean France!, of course.Still, a bit more support is always helpful and you can lend you aid to assisting Belder, Prymaat, or any of the other… French folk with this Egg Cap. You’ll fit right into completely normal Earthling society with this tall, pointed latex headpiece and will soon be invited to consume mass quantities at all the local human gatherings. Just be sure to maintain low tones in case you need to speak about the homeland. No one ever tends to understand cone-culture, after all! But, perhaps you can be the one to bring about a new understanding. And, if not, just pick up a few more Egg Caps and host your own invasion!