Minion Goggles

You’ve been searching millions of years for that perfectly evil, despicable master to serve. But you don’t mind, because doing the bidding of truly odious supervillains is simply your calling. Problem is, good bad guys are hard to find, and it’s not every day someone like Gru just comes along. So you’ve got to look (and sometimes look, and look, and look) for the right one to serve.Now you know why a pair of big, eyeball-magnifying goggles are so important in the noble profession of minionhood. These officially licensed Minion Goggles will help you spot that perfect tyrant and, hopefully, help him or her in the never-ending pursuit of global conquest (though we’ve noticed something always seems to go wrong. Hmm). Did you think they were just for looks? Well… alright. We admit it. You’d kinda look like a big yellow banana without the goggles. And from our experience, you definitely don’t want your fellow minions mistaking you for a banana!