Womens 50s Style Poodle Costume

Rock around the clock, or anytime you please, ma'am. We aren't here to tell you what to do. Like, you could get ready to greet your man with a home-cooked dinnerΓÇôΓÇôor maybe heΓÇÖll get home to find you down at the sock hop! Just because you dress like womenΓÇÖs lib never happened doesnΓÇÖt mean you have to act like it!As a matter of fact, you can twist, shout, bebop, doowop, shooby-doo and whatever other nonsense words Louis Prima can come up with to your heartΓÇÖs content in this WomenΓÇÖs 50s-Style Poodle Costume. Err, poodle skirt costume, that is. DonΓÇÖt order this expecting to pass for a dog. Also don't order this for your dogΓÇöit's likely not the correct proportions. Head down to the burger joint or the malt shop (they still have those, right?), and youΓÇÖll be the talk of the town! Because youΓÇÖre a pretty lady, not a talking Great Dane who ordered a malt in earnest.All the guys will be harshing your vibe, lady. They'll be all, like, "WhatΓÇÖs cookinΓÇÖ, good lookinΓÇÖ? Wanna meet up later at the Steak ΓÇÖnΓÇÖ Shake? We can jam to some Bobby Darren and Bo Didley," or whatever they have on the jukebox, and then you'll get one root beer float with two straws. I know what youΓÇÖre thinking: scandalous. But times are changing fast, baby, and all we can do is embrace them or watch them pass by!