Adult Duck Costume
Please see sizing chart on next page. You will have ability to adjust the size if needed.
When you go in this exclusive duck costume, you might have a weird problem where people keep throwing crackers at you in hope you'll eat them and kind of make a funny noise while doing it and possibly flap your wings. Yeah, it's kind of strange, but people on benches just can't seem to help themselves when they see a duck cross their path. If you don't have a hankerin' for some crackers, you might just want to wear this to a party where everyone can be an adult and respect that you're a duck who has refined tastes. But if anyone offers you foie gras, you should really pass, because that would be... unsettling.
