Sexy Men's Scarecrow Costume

Playing the FieldHave you noticed something different about the farmer's newest attempt to keep the birds away from his crop? The scarecrow that's now in the field doesn't seem to be working right. It's getting a lot of attention, but not from the birds. Lots of people are gathering around to stare. They can't seem to help it. The scarecrow is just too good-looking not to notice. It's making it hard for the farmer to finish harvesting. Product DetailsThe only thing scary about you when you wear this exclusive Sexy Scarecrow Costume for Men is how amazing you look! You'll be the main attraction at any corn maze thanks to the green shirt with its deep V neckline decorative patches, raffia "straw" trim, and rope belt. A wide burlap-style collar fastens at the back of your neck and matches the pointed hat. The brown shorts feature a comfortable elastic waistband. Slip on the fringed raffia ankle cuffs and head out to find some crows. Chick Magnet We have to break it to you: You're not a very successful scarecrow. Don't take it too hard. Your heart is in the right place, but you're just too good-looking. Instead of flying away in fright, every single crow in your vicinity is probably going to try to get a better look instead. The farmers might not be very pleased with you, but that's ok, because the field you're standing in is going to become the hottest place to be on Halloween night.