Plus Size Rooster Costume
Show Some Respect Stupid dinosaurs. They get all the attention. So what that they're huge and scary and have big teeth and spines and always make headlines whenever some archaeologist digs up a set of their bones? Roosters are related to dinos too, and guess what? They were smart enough to survive the meteorite or whatever ended their bigger relatives' era. Roosters are super cool. They're nature's alarm clocks and they have the most vibrant "hairdos" of any bird we've seen. The next time someone dresses as a dino for a party, strut right up to them and let them know who's the head fowl in this barnyard! Maybe make sure that they're not a real dino first, though - establishing dominance is hard if you get eaten. Product Details Show off your finest feathers in this exclusive Rooster Plus Size Costume! The white knee-length jumpsuit zips up the middle and the long sleeves have jagged, wing-like edges that are super fun to flap. Your proud red tail fans out magnificently thanks to a wire frame and you can bend and pose it as desired. Yellow boot covers shaped like chicken feet conceal your everyday shoes. The brown headpiece has an opening for your face beneath a soft-sculpted rooster beak, comb, and wattle. Did you know that hens are attracted to a fine-looking wattle? Just saying. Cock-A-Doodle-DooWho decided that "cock-a-doodle-do" is what roosters are actually saying? No matter. This costume will have you feeling so fine that you might decide to give crowing a shot yourself!
